On Sundays, their husbands would get
up early, have a bit of breakfast over the morning paper, then
shower, dress, and flip a coin over who would drive to Shallow
Pond Links, their favorite golf course, where they would play 18
holes, walking of course, hang out in the clubhouse afterwards
over a couple of drinks, telling lies or making excuses or
offering one another unsolicited advice about the other’s swing
or approach or head angle while putting, arriving back home
early enough in the afternoon to shower, turn on whatever game
or match or championship was available, before falling asleep on
the sofa and waking for early evening cocktails with one another
and their wives on one or the other couple’s backyard patio
until it was time for Sunday dinner.
Their husbands were dead and
buried now, though, Tilly’s Stan of a brain embolism that struck
in the middle of the couple’s quarterly venture up to the
bedroom one Saturday afternoon, occurring at exactly the
wrong time, Tilly would forever remember but never tell a soul,
and Terry, Rose’s husband, who passed just as quickly when he
came out of the phone store fumbling with his brand new iPhone
early one Monday morning, adjusting the font type and size,
apparently, and in his excitement for his new phone, for he’d
been waiting for its release since reading about it weeks and
weeks before and had become something of a late-age tech junkie
since retiring, did not bother
to take his face from the screen to look up and was plowed over
by the Number 27 bus heading to the mall, the outlet center by
the freeway, and back downtown, before heading out to the bus
terminal where the driver would take his lunch break.
On this Sunday morning, Tilly
was fussing over her prized rhododendrons, as always, eight
different varieties carefully laid out and manicured nearly to
the point of topiary, loudly slapping her well-worn Vermont
Vermonter gloves each time she stood up, while Rose was sprawled
out on her chaise lounge, hiding from the world behind large
dark glasses and a floppy hat that drooped down as if it were
wet, a sweating vodka and Diet 7-Up in her hand, hoping that
Tilly would not want to talk about the cable company’s
tunnelling fiber optic under her backyard or how close they
might have gotten to her prized rhododendrons or worse rehashing
how they both had become widows within six weeks of one another
and the special bond it created between them, when for
decades they’d only tolerated one another for their husbands’
sake.
Rose got her wish, and when
Tilly felt ignored long enough, she slapped her Vermont
Vermonters once more, before heading back into her kitchen with
a bouquet of six of her eight rhododendron varieties, leaving
Rose to contemplate how her entire body ached in the most
delicious way after her dinner date and familiar sleepover with
John Silverman the night before.